Mudcat Café message #228357 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #21415   Message #228357
Posted By: catspaw49
15-May-00 - 04:14 PM
Thread Name: Hitting the high notes
Subject: RE: Hitting the high notes
When 3 of the first 5 posts after the thread starts name me as though I'm about to step in and make a single entendre joke.................Well, I wonder what kind of rep I must have. Listen, I can't be everywhere and do everything ya' know? I'm supposed to insult everyone and make tasteless jokes on every potential thread....I tell you its a challenge just to keep up.

But in all truth, I DO try to stay away from the legit discussions which, even though I loved the title, I considered this to be. However, I think if Murray would clamp up his balls in a pair of Vise Grips and squeeze whenever he needed the higher notes, that would save an awful lot of practice and voice exercises and such. All you'd have to learn is what amount of pressure equals what note.

This technique works well for Pavarotti I've heard, but due to his portly stature, he uses an assistant to operate the pliers. Its really a full time position also in charge of other operations such as urination and the like since the great star has not seen or been able to reach his 3 piece set in 32 years. .... Kind of a "Genital Handyman." ......A "Jack Off All Trades," so to speak.

Spaw