Mudcat Café message #2209388 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #41149   Message #2209388
Posted By: GUEST,TJ in San Diego
05-Dec-07 - 04:24 PM
Thread Name: Mangled Lines
Subject: RE: Mangled Lines
Back in the early '60's, after having endured "Oh, Mary, Don't You Weep" for the Nth time, we came up with:

"River Jordan is deep and wide,
Clean rest rooms on the other side..."