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Thread #106270   Message #2194396
Posted By: Donuel
15-Nov-07 - 10:16 AM
Thread Name: BS: A war with drugs
Subject: RE: BS: A war with drugs
In keepoong with the editorial cartoon nature of my posts...

I started the Santa Claus make over.

Due to global warming and the melting of the north pole some changes needed to be made.

First of all the beard had to go. After all Santa isn't a muslim.
The reindeer are replaced with killer whales due to the melted artic ocean and with Black Hawk helicopters for chimney access.

Extra whales and horsepower for the helicopter is required due to the extra lead and magnets in the toys as well as the date rape drugs in Aqua Dots. China has also found that using DU is cheaper than any other metal for toy cars and trucks and as you know DU is pretty heavy.

The suit is still red but a flag lapel pin has been added. Also advertising by Abercrombie and Fitch as well as the kind of ads we see on NASCAR ubiforms have been added.

The nationality of the north pole is currently in question due to the ocean floor land grab by Russsia for oil exploration so Santa will be subject to immigration search and siezure by TSA.