Mudcat Café message #2047711 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #101462   Message #2047711
Posted By: Artful Codger
10-May-07 - 04:23 AM
Thread Name: You Know You're Too Old To Gig When ...
Subject: RE: You Know You're Too Old To Gig When ...
...your hearing aid makes sweeter noise than the acts you follow.

...your harmonica keeps snagging on your nose hair.

...the scale you're singing in doesn't have a name.

...you ask for payment in ducats.

...PBS features your concerts during pledge drives.

...your high notes and low notes are in the same register.

...you accidentally rosin your bow with Polygrip.