Mudcat Café message #2046895 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #101462   Message #2046895
Posted By: The Villan
09-May-07 - 07:38 AM
Thread Name: You Know You're Too Old To Gig When ...
Subject: RE: You Know You're Too Old To Gig When ...
When you have to go to the toilet between songs.

Even worse, when the songs are only 2 minutes long, to allow you to go to the toilet more often.

When both top and bottom sets of false teeth play the percussion whilst you sing.