Mudcat Café message #1935973 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #97990   Message #1935973
Posted By: Strollin' Johnny
14-Jan-07 - 03:06 AM
Thread Name: BS: smoking in uk pubs
Subject: RE: BS: smoking in uk pubs
Skipy, I'm an expert and prolific farter, especially so since I succumbed to pancreas and gall-bladder problems. I'm also a gentleman who has self-respect, and I never - repeat, NEVER - fart in enclosed public areas. If I'm in the office, a shop, the pub, or any other enclosed public place and I need to fart, I go outside, just like those dirty-bastard smokers should.

And you know perfectly well that my equating passive smoking with passive pissing was simply to make a point! :-) :-)