Mudcat Café message #1913535 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #32340   Message #1913535
Posted By: Howard Jones
19-Dec-06 - 08:50 AM
Thread Name: any new mondegreens?
Subject: RE: any new mondegreens?
I used to know someone who would always sing "The Black Velevet Band", apparently in all seriousness, with the words:

"I'll give you seven years penile servitude..."