Mudcat Café message #1810360 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #93774   Message #1810360
Posted By: GUEST,Chief Chaos
15-Aug-06 - 11:17 AM
Thread Name: BS: Women are from Earth. Men are from Earth
Subject: Lyr Add: STRONG ENOUGH (Sheryl Crow)
From Sherryl Crow:

God, I feel like hell tonight
Tears of rage I cannot fight
I'd be the last to help you understand
Are you strong enough to be my man?

Nothing's true and nothing's right
So let me be alone tonight
Cause you can't change the way I am
Are you strong enough to be my man?

Lie to me
I promise I'll believe
Lie to me
But please don't leave

I have a face I cannot show
I make the rules up as I go
It's try and love me if you can
Are you strong enough to be my man?

When I've shown you that I just don't care
When I'm throwing punches in the air
When I'm broken down and I can't stand
Will you be strong enough to be my man?

Lie to me
I promise I'll believe
Lie to me
But please don't leave

When my wife asks the question "do these make my butt look big I always tell her no, your butt makes your butt look big. I guess she didn't see the added marriage vow about being my straight man. Somehow she still loves me.

Woman's Rule #1 - No man is allowed to know the rules
       Rule #2 - Rules may be changed without notice
       Rule #3 - Should a man learn the rules they will be
                  immediately changed