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Thread #93237   Message #1793007
Posted By: robomatic
25-Jul-06 - 04:26 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Gospel of Shatner
Subject: RE: BS: The Gospel of Shatner
Courtesy of The Scofflaws

He's got a fine tan shirt with an emblem on the chest.
The interstellar girls all like him the best.
Captain of the crew, and he knows kung fu,
and he did Joan Collins in 1932!
Really just an actor, and a genius to boot,
and he never gets to fire when the enemy shoots.
So he ends each show looking neat and clean
after staring down the mouth of a doomsday machine!
I really like the one where he reads the Constitution
after ending all the fighting in the future revolution:


chorus:
WILLIAM...
SHAT-NER!
WILLIAM...
SHAT-NER!
WILLIAM SHATNER!

voice offstage: "Scotty--we need--more--POWER."


other voice: "I am... KIRON!"


Verse and chorus repeat, then vamp and repeat out.