Mudcat Café message #1792785 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #93237   Message #1792785
Posted By: Amos
25-Jul-06 - 11:52 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Gospel of Shatner
Subject: RE: BS: The Gospel of Shatner
De Niro, for one.

I defy Shatner; I cast him down and call him out, put him down and throw him up, revile and reject him. I take his name in vain, and call him obtuse, obese, and varicose, vain and inept and unfair to behold, and also yewgly. I throw ashes on his image, and stamp his silly being into the dust. I deny all claims of specialness attributed unto him. His is null, nil, and nihil from alpha to Omega.