Mudcat Café message #176250 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #17789   Message #176250
Posted By: Midchuck
10-Feb-00 - 01:57 PM
Thread Name: current tavern number is 21
Subject: RE: current tavern number is 21
"(The doors slams open and a tall stranger in long cape and black slouch hat, carrying a D-28 in one hand and a Smith and Wesson in the other, walks into the Tavern)."

The doors slam open again and a short, squat stranger in blue jeans and a yard-sale Pendleton shirt, carrying a D-18VMS (strung with GHS True Mediums) and 1960s-vintage Smith and Wesson "Highway Patrolman" with 4-inch barrel, grumbles:

"Which Smith and Wesson? If you're going to specify model numbers, give them both! And a double Guiness should be a quart! Does this place have quart coffee mugs? And waddya mean, there isn't any Otter Creek Stovepipe Porter? Are we that far from #&^(*# Vermont?"