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Thread #87561   Message #1635751
Posted By: Peace
27-Dec-05 - 09:40 PM
Thread Name: BS: Advice for anti-war anti-bushites here
Subject: RE: BS: Advice for anti-war anti-bushites here
"Cobras belong to the sub-group of snakes known as elapids; there are over 270 species of cobras and their relatives. An elapid's venom contains postsynaptic neurotoxins that spread rapidly in its victim's bloodstream, causing respiratory failure and, eventually, death."

OK then. So, the cobra whose mom hadn't taught it to swim wanted to cross the river. He asked the croc for a ride. The croc said, "OK, but how do I know you won't bite me and kill me." The sanke said, "I would never do such a dastardly thing." Off they went. When they got to the other side the snake turned and bit the croc. As the croc lay gasping and starting to get lifeless he said, "But, but, but you sid you wouldn't." The snake replied, "Hey, that's India, baby!"