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Thread #86588   Message #1613378
Posted By: The Villan
25-Nov-05 - 04:45 AM
Thread Name: Folklore: best Audienc Heckle, best performer res-
Subject: RE: Folklore: best Audienc Heckle, best performer res-
Went to a company strip do back in the seventies.

This bloke kept on heckling and giving the stripper a hard time. He kept on constantly shouting "Get em off"

She stopped and walked up to him and in a very loud voice said

"If your dick is as big as your mouth, you can have it off with me tonight"

At that she opened his trousers pulled his pants away from his stomach, picked up his pint and poured his pint down him. She then calmly fastened his trousers up again. She went back and carried on.

That bloke never lived it down. I can still remember everybody walking by him at work the next week saying things like "hello big boy"