Mudcat Café message #1611501 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #86588   Message #1611501
Posted By: Joybell
22-Nov-05 - 05:32 PM
Thread Name: Folklore: best Audienc Heckle, best performer res-
Subject: RE: Folklore: best Audienc Heckle, best performer res-
I usually work close to people so most comments worth repeating are along the lines of strange questions and silly statements. A few of my favourites:

Lady: Do you sing any low songs? (I'm a soprano)
Me: Yes but I sing them in a very high voice.
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Man: Could you sing a song for my wife's birthday. One with her name in it? It's Marilyn.
Me: (fronting up to his table) Happy birthday to you
                               Happy birthday to you
                               Happy birthday Dear Marilyn
                               Happy birthday to you.
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Lady: You have a lovely voice, what are you doing with it?
Me: Shhh! I stole it from "....." (name of a current popular singer).
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Lady: Are you trained?
Me: Yes indeed! They give me my own kitty-litter box here. It's over there in the corner.
                     
                Cheers, Joy