Mudcat Café message #1611471 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #86588   Message #1611471
Posted By: Dave Masterson
22-Nov-05 - 04:02 PM
Thread Name: Folklore: best Audienc Heckle, best performer res-
Subject: RE: Folklore: best Audienc Heckle, best performer res-
Aargh!! clicked the wrong button. Where was I..

I like the Derek Brimstone direct approach - one night at the Coach House Farningham many moons ago, to a woman at the bar more interested in the sound of her own voice than his. "OI, you in the red dress, SHUT UP!"

Another old chestnut - "Can you hear me at the back? Cos I can hear you!"