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Thread #312   Message #1607489
Posted By: GUEST,Honeydipperiss
17-Nov-05 - 03:56 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: Roaches and Bedbugs?
Subject: RE: Roaches and Bedbugs?
In Response to the message posted by Chocolate Pi:

My Grandmother sang me this song as well:

Miss Lucy had a baby
His name was Tiny Tim
She put him in the bathtub
To teach him how to swim
He drank up all the water
He ate up all the soap
He tried to eat the bathtub
But it wouldn't go down his throat
Miss Lucy called the Doctor
The Doctor called the Nurse
The Nurse called the Lady with the Alligator Purse
"Mumps!", said the Doctor
"Measles!", said the Nurse
But nothing said the Lady with the Alligator Purse