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Thread #82360   Message #1508751
Posted By: GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll
24-Jun-05 - 07:31 AM
Thread Name: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!!
Subject: RE: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!!
Roight then. I am somewhat mollyfied, and I will consider rejoinin' the forum. I am 'appy to report that me Eddie 'as totally regained 'is former stature, followin' our marital reconsilliation and 'e now outweighs the 2nd largest Rhinoceros at the London Zoo. We are aimin' to surpass the largest one by next St Swithin's Day. It's an ugly bastard wot smells awful and it's bloody enormous. I fink if I cook enough bangers and mash for Eddie that the rhinoceros'es days as numbero Uno are numbered. We'll see.


- Olive Whatnoll