Mudcat Café message #1395001 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #77921   Message #1395001
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
31-Jan-05 - 07:45 PM
Thread Name: BS: How Many Spatulas Do YOU Own???
Subject: RE: BS: How Many Spatulas Do YOU Own???
Hot damn! You heard the man! Now we've got something to blackmail Offer with!


Dear Mrs. Offer,

I know this may come as a shock to you, but are you aware that when you're away Joe uses metal spatulas?

A Friend



Just get in touch with me, Joe, and we'll see what we can do about making sure that letter never gets sent.

Be sure you have your checkbook handy.