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Thread #54983   Message #1349218
Posted By: PoppaGator
06-Dec-04 - 05:07 PM
Thread Name: Pagan thoughts on 'Santa Claus'
Subject: RE: Pagan thoughts on 'Santa Claus'
According to the movie "Elf," (which I recommend highly, after missing it in theaters last year and then renting the DVD just recently):

There are only three jobs open to elves (elfs?):

1) Making shoes all night while the lazy-ass cobbler sleeps;

2) Baking cookies inside trees, which is a fire hazard in dry season; and

3) making toys in Santa's workshop.