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Thread #71422   Message #1284364
Posted By: GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll
29-Sep-04 - 06:13 PM
Thread Name: BS: The end of the world is nigh.
Subject: RE: BS: The end of the world is nigh.
I'm gratified that you plan not to visit Basingstoke, Martin Gibson. We don't want your kind 'ere, that's for sure. We've got enough unpleasent yobs as it is. You wouldn't even be down out of the trees if it was not for England, boyo! We gave you civilizytion, tea, and crumpets, and the English language and you dumped it all in Boston 'Arbour. You make up stupid words like "bodaceous" and "hellacious" wot ain't real words. You're a sorry lot. You don't deserve to be in the Empire, irregardless of what that idiot Tony Blair finks, and I'm not talkin' about the bloomin' parrot neither! If you didn't 'ave a lot of money wot was took out of the pockets of 'ard workin' English people wot stood alone and defended 'umanity from the Jerries TWICE whilst you lot cashed in on the sidelines and exploited your bet'ters for a quick dollar, well, then...

Where was I? Well, wot I'm sayin', to put it simple is...sod off! Basingstoke can live fine wifout the likes of you.