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Thread #72037   Message #1237566
Posted By: Bobert
30-Jul-04 - 09:49 PM
Thread Name: BS: Great Speech Mr. Kerry!
Subject: RE: BS: Great Speech Mr. Kerry!
Well, I missed the Convention and all the woof-woof speeches because my wife informed me that we we're gonna spend the week in a cabin in the mountains of Wes Ginny. Ahhhh, I said, "P-Vine, that's where we live!" but then she brought up the "D" word (as in deevorce) so I paked the Toyotar and it was off to a cabin a couple hunner miles down into the middle o' Wes Ginny wid no TV 'er radio...

... but I read the speech on the way home after finding a Washington Post and I was thinkin' if I was getting paid * a lot* by Kerry to help him with a strategy fir beating Bush, this speech is about what I woulda come up with...

"Shoot, you think Georgie Porgie can kill? You ain't seen nuthin' yet. I've done it and (spit) I'll do it again!"

I'm sure the neocons is burnin' the midnight oil tonight 'cause if I was them I sho nuff would! I mean, lets face it. Bush is a coward and wiesel. Kerry is just a wiesel but one with a few notches carved on his gun handle.... Hmmmmmm? This ain't exactly Wes Ginny Slide Rule stuff here...

Like I said, poor ol' Karl Rove is gonna be gettin' a lot less sleep in the coming weeks...

Bobert