Mudcat Café message #1229690 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #64019   Message #1229690
Posted By: Mr Happy
20-Jul-04 - 06:00 AM
Thread Name: Origins: The Hole in the Elephant's Bottom
Subject: RE: Origins: The hole in the elephants bottom
I wanted to be on the stage,
And now my ambitions I've gottem!
In my grey pantaloons I'm the rage
I'm the hole in the elephant's bottom!

My friends all think I'm a wit,
In their seats in the stalls I can spot 'em!
And I wink at the girls in the pit
Through the hole in the elephant's bottom!

Last night I had some bad luck,
The manager said I was rotten!
Cos I happened to get my head stuck
Through the hole in the elephant's bottom!

My part it is not very large,
But nor is it easy forgotten.
If you're looking for me come and look
Through the hole in the elephant's bottom!