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Thread #17531   Message #1139752
Posted By: SmokinBill
18-Mar-04 - 03:03 AM
Thread Name: Funniest Talking Blues Song
Subject: RE: Funniest Talking Blues Song
Dan Bern's "TALKIN' ALIEN ABDUCTION BLUES" is a more recent classic. Here's a little of it:


I don't know what made me go out that night
At that hour I'd have normally been in bed
But I found myself lookin' up at the sky
At a very bright light straight overhead
It flashed green
Then Red
Santa Claus colors

I stood there frozen in that light
Then I started hearin' this kind of whir
The lights got louder and the noise got brighter
And I felt a sudden chill
Brrrrrrrr
It was cold
I shouldn't have gone out without a coat
My mom was right again ...

Bill
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