Mudcat Café message #1055359 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #64523   Message #1055359
Posted By: muppett
17-Nov-03 - 07:50 AM
Thread Name: BS: being late for work
Subject: BS: being late for work
I bet we've all been late for work at some time, but what excuses have you given, here a few to start the thread off;

First of all define what youmean by late.

I lost the instructions for my alarm clock.

I'm awake & dressed. what more do you want.

My dog ate the car keys and I had to wait for him to take a dump to get them back.

I'm not late. I just thought I'd turn up eary for tommorrow.

I have a morbid fear of making left turns, so I had to drive to the end of the moterway.

I overslept & dreamed that my job sucked, the pay was lousy & that you were an a**hole.

My car doors were frozen shut and I had to wait for the sun to thaw them out.