Mudcat Café message #1040429 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #63765   Message #1040429
Posted By: Amos
23-Oct-03 - 11:18 AM
Thread Name: Getaway 2003 Memories
Subject: RE: Getaway 2003 Memories
You Can't Go Home Again....

(Three Penny Opera orchestra fades in with overture and segues into "Mac the Knife". Old bearded folkie in a opork-pie hat shambles up from a dark corner of the stage and tells his tale in a style blending Frank Sinatra and Gordon Lightfoot....)

There's a turnpike (yeah)
Down in Joisey (yeah)
Where the twilight zone
Comes down
It only goes in
One direction
You know Jeri's back in town!

She tried hard (yeah)
To escape (yeah)
Drove that turnpike
All night long
Somehow space it-
Self got twisted
She was back in Camp by dawn!

If you're leaving
Ramblewood now
Take a tip from
Jeri's tome!
Once you make that
Folkie scene, man,
Jus' don't bother
Heading home!!

(Fade out with finger snapping and Sinatra style bebop hum....folkie rambles off stage right snapping fingers)