Mudcat Café message #1005085 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #62208   Message #1005085
Posted By: Gurney
20-Aug-03 - 04:18 AM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: the boxer- parody
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: the boxer- parody
The version that I used to do was the second one up there from Gareth's clicky, near enough, with the best verses added from the other one...

I've sung my songs for money, and sometimes I've been paid,
And I carry a reminder, from every gig I've played,
Like last Friday, in the Irish club, I fled in mortal fear,
With the imprint of a Guinness bottle stamped upon my ear.

Well, I've got myself together, man; I'm really freaking out,
Smoking cannabis (St Bruno!) drinking pints of stout,
And having hang-ups, I'm like the rest!
I've had trouble with my sex-life since I fell and sprained my wrist.

And my other songs are twice as bad as this.