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Jack (who is called Jack) Favorite Undiscovered Talent (30) RE: Favorite Undiscovered Talent 23 Jul 99

There's a local songwriter called Tim Wallace. He writes the funniest humor and rude songs I have ever heard. A worthy match for Mark Graham, Tom Leher, the Berrymans or anyone you could name in that genre.

Actually saw him in a workshop with Mark Graham once. It should have been titled funny songs at 10 paces.

His Cowboy Song is in the DT.

He does a song about sex and food that has lines like

Oh babe I like your style I like your figure and I like your smile. I like the way you think I like the way you look But what I really love baby is the way you cook

Cause oooo! Every time you bake A chocolate cake Oh how I ache To lick your spoon. Ooo! Can we do lunch real soon? We can do it at noon!

I wanna wrap my lips around your sirloin tips I wanna slip a little toungue into your french dip You are such a trip you make my flapjacks flip I wanna see you do a New York Strip.

theres a lot more but I don't have time to post it all.

Needless to say the guy is great.

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