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GUEST,colwyn dane BS: Another Weird Joke (20) RE: BS: Another Weird Joke 21 Jan 03

[The following appeared in u.s.f.c.c newsgroup today]

An American, a Japanese and an Irishman were sitting naked in a sauna.
Suddenly, there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly.
'That was my pager,' he said. 'I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.'

A few minutes later, a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished, he explained:
'That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.'

The Irishman feeling decidedly low-tech, but, not to be outdone,decided he had to do something just as impressive.
He stepped out of the sauna and went to the toilet.
He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his arse.
The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him.
The Irishman finally said: 'Well, will you look at that! 'I'm getting a fax.'"


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