Actually, Doug C.,
I think you've invented a good 'un--"CUABWTS.!" I feel like using it every time I read the fine print on a purchase agreement or a political ad--and, for that matter, most of the time when I hear a contemporary CD [over-orchestrated, with the background music too loud and the bass and reverb up too hight!].
Whaddya think, folks? Shall we add Doug's new acronym to "LOL," "FWIW," "WYSIWYG," etc.?
Arge