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Joe Offer 'Unprintable Songs' (Randolph/Legman) (107* d) ADD: The Old Cat 05 Apr 02


Ahem!
Well, I have to say that although I'm glad to have this book and will post songs if people request them, there are many I won't post on my own initiative. I'm a shy kinda guy, ya know, and most of these songs tend to make me blush.

Here's a cute one, though.

The Old Cat

The old cat shit on the shavings,
The old cat shit on the shavings,
The old cat shit on the shavings,
And covered it up with her paw.

The old folks thought it was raisins,
The old folks thought it was raisins,
The old folks thought it was raisins,
And baked it into a pie.

Similarly,

The old dog pissed on the bedpost,
The old dog pissed on the bedpost,
The old dog pissed on the bedpost,
And that was Irish, too.


Tune: "He's a Jolly Good Fellow" or "The Bear Went Over the Mountain."

-Joe Offer, off to find more songs he's willing to post-


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