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CRANKY YANKEE Lyr Req: Lydia, the Tattooed Lady (62* d) RE: LYDIA, THE TATTOED LADY 04 Sep 01


GUEST ap of Morristown:
The introduction (which I also learned in the service) goes like this:

Once I married a tattooed lady, 'twas on a cold and wintry day.
And tattooed all around her body was a map of the U.S.A.
Each night before I'd go to sleep
I'd pull back the quilt and I'd take a peek.
(Spoken, with excitement:)
OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS ME!
Upon her legs, was Minnesota, etc. etc. etc.

Jody Gibson

Changed from all caps. --JoeClone, 25-Jun-02.


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