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Frank Maher BS: Heard any good ones lately (98* d) RE: BS: Heard any good ones lately 13 Aug 01


Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by her next husband. Then he dies. A while later, she dies.

At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, "At least they're finally together."

A guy sitting in the front row says, "Excuse me father, but do you mean her and her FIRST husband, or her and her SECOND husband?"

The priest says, "I mean her legs."




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