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pastorpest new jokes (91* d) RE: new jokes 08 Apr 01

It has been a long cold winter. A Canadian couple decided to escape to Florida for a week. Because they both worked and had trouble coordinating time off his flight was a day before hers. When he checked into his hotel he took out his lap top and sent his wife an email. However he typed her email address incorectly and the email went instead to a new widow whose husband, a United Church minister, had just that day "gone to be with the Lord." The new widow checked her email knowing that relatives and friends were traveling to be at the funeral. When she read one email she screamed and fainted. Her daughter rushed to her mother, flat out on the floor, and read this email on the computer screen.

To: My Loving Wife Subject: I've Arrived!

I've just checked in. Everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then!

Your Devoted Husband.

P.S. Sure is hot down here.

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