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Spud Murphy BS: Definition of a Friend (29) RE: BS: Definition of a Friend 15 Mar 01


Friend

When you are sad, I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
When you are blue, I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you smile, I'll know you finally got laid.
When you are scared, I will rag you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried, I will tell you stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
When you are confused, I will use little words to explain it that match your intellect.
When you are sick, stay away from me until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have.
When you fall, I will point at you and laugh at your clumsiness.
This is my oath, I pledge to the end.
"Why?" you may ask? Because you're my friend.

Spudnik




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