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Steve Shaw BS: worst poets (81* d) RE: BS: worst poets 04 Jan 21


Another beauty:

The umbrella, by Bruce Goodman

I wish to tell you about my favourite thing,
With a hey-nonny-no,
Itís about my umbrella I wish to sing
Hey ding a ding, ding.

I stick my umbrella up a lot
With a hey-nonny-no,
Whether itís raining or not
Hey ding a ding, ding.

The other day it hosed down
With a hey-nonny-no,
Just as I was leaving to go to town
Hey ding a ding, ding.

Suddenly a gust of wind blew it inside out.
I started to twist and shout.
What the hell is this all about?
I was getting wet. No doubt.
I hope I donít get gout.
Hey ding a ding, ding.
My love for my umbrella was just recently awoken.
Now itís broken
And Iím soakiní.


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