The lines I remember from Eric Cuthbertson back in the Bar Point days - although I'm quite sure allowances should be made for the passage of time and alcohol consumption on his side and ours - are: He's 5 foot 3 from Galilee, he does tricks upon the sea, Has anybody seen JC? He's a 5 foot 2 blue eyed jew, Oh he can do it for you, Has anybody seen JC? Well if you run into 5 foot 2, covered in thorns, Turning the water into wine, you can bet that he's devine. Ain't he cool, he's no fool, he just walked my swimming pool, Has anybody seen JC? His father, Joseph, he‘s a gas, came from Bethlehem on his ass, Has anybody seen JC? His mother, Mary, she‘s the most, she‘s been fucked by the Holy Ghost, Has anybody seen JC? Well if you run into… etc
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