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BrooklynJay Inappropriate Songs (53* d) RE: Inappropriate Songs 07 Sep 17

Topical Tom's earlier post regarding a masturbation song jarred this long-buried memory:

In my previous post, I mentioned almost getting married 40 years ago - I remembered that my then-girlfriend sang this song which might be a cousin to the aforementioned (sung to Funiculi, Funicula):

Last evening, I came home and masturbated
It felt so good, I knew it would
Last evening, I came home and masturbated
It felt so nice, I did it twice!

Ram it, slam it, up against the wall
Ram it, slam it, it's better than a ball!

La la la la, la la la la...

Can't recall if there was anything additional. Anyway, that's all I can remember. Where she got it, I have no idea.


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