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JMB BS: First Joke Thread of 2017 (238* d) RE: BS: First Joke Thread of 2017 07 Apr 17


A Sunday School teacher was quizzing her class. She asked them who created the universe. Mary was akeep so Johnny poked her in the back with a pin. She woke up and cried God Almighty. The teacher said That is correct Mary. She asked who God's son was who died on the cross and rose three days later. Mary was asleep again and Johnny poked her in the back and she cries Jesus Christ. The teacher says right again Mary. She asks what did Eve say to Adam after their twenty seventh child. (Or how many kids they had, can't remember the number). Mary is asleep again and Johnny pokes her in the back and she cries If you stick that thing in me again I'm going to break it in two.


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