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GUEST,Sol BS: My Favorite Insults (161* d) RE: BS: My Favorite Insults 03 Oct 15


Unashamedly cribbed from another website ..........

"A modest little person, with much to be modest about."
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."
"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary."
"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it."
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends."
"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play, bring a friend... if you have one." (Response)->"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second...if there is one."
"I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here."
"He is a self-made man and worships his creator."
"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial."
"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up."
"He had delusions of adequacy."
"He never opens his mouth without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge."
"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?"
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts...for support rather than illumination."
"He has Van Gogh's ear for music."


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