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GUEST,Chongo Chimp BS: The Mother of all BS threads (59138* d) RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads 01 Aug 15


I ain't never mowed a lawn yet, 'cause I been livin' in the city since movin' to the USA, see? Seems like a big waste of time to me to mow lawns. I would just get a few goats to keep the lawn trimmed if I had one. After I get elected, I might get a herd of goats put out regular on the White House lawn and save the taxpayers some money. I will also be puttin' a large tree house on the property, for use in warm weather. And then there's the King Kong monument to be erected in New York as a memorial to the greatest ape that ever lived. Anyways, first things first...time to nip over to Alfie's and hoist a couple with the boys. Saturday night's nearly over!

- Chongo


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