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Eric the Viking BS: Salmond And Cameron Eurovision Clash (28) RE: BS: Salmond And Cameron Eurovision Clash 26 Feb 14

You really haven't got a grip on this have you? You don't know because it isn't common knowledge but all over Scotland small isolated groups of people are secretly being trained to man the wire after independence. There is a rumour going round that even if the locals were able to win the ,"Yes" vote, England will not let the Scots leave the UK. So in preparation weekend camps are being held in quiet locations training people to be underground fighters. Whiskey bottles are being collected and rapidly emptied ready to be filled with our oil from the North Sea to form Molokov cocktails. Rolls and rolls of barbed wire are secretly being moved along with hundreds of thousands of pit props/cut down Scot's pine to hideouts near the borders so that the advancing army from the South can be repulsed and a barricade constructed. The plan is to gather all the shotguns, hunting rifles and sporting guns from the great estates and arm the population. On the West coast I know for certain that there is a giant knitting machine producing a metal net to string across Holy Loch and trap the submarines and local plans exist to overcome the sentries on duty at Lossiemouth, leuchars and an armed SWAK (Special weapons and kilt) team is prepared to grab the regional airports at Aberdeen, Inverness and Wick. The Scotish navy has been secretly steaming up and down the Tay, Spey and Clyde for weeks disguised as Q ships and local ferries. Orkney has stated it will defend it self from all incomers and aligning with the Norwegian government.Shetland is still in darkness and won't break radio silence until the Solstice. With Salmond to lead us into battle and Sturgeon as Colonel in Chief who can fear for the future?

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