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GUEST,Musket evolving slowly BS: Festival for twats. (23) RE: BS: Festival for twats. 27 Aug 13

Phew! For a minute there I thought someone was going to define a twat as a pregnant goldfish.

Only twats make that mistake of course.

Been thinking about the songs that would make my set.

Alexie Sayle wrote a finger in the ear number which started, as I recall-

Oh I am a computer programmer
I come from Milton Keynes

Then the rhyme ended with

Dried haricot beans.

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