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GUEST,Chongo Chimp BS: Does it matter how tall Tom Cruise is? (63* d) RE: BS: Does it matter how tall Tom Cruise is? 08 Aug 13


Yeah? You guys wanta settle this Chimp style? Izzat watchoo want??? Just name a time and place. We will find a nice clearing in the woods, show up at an agreed time to screech and jump up and down and hoot blood-curdling insults and threats back and forth, beat heavy sticks on the ground, and hurl rocks and stuff at each other for maybe 10 minutes or so, then we'll charge screamin' in to the attack and battle it out with hands, feet, sticks, and teeth, till the weaker side flees in terror...that bein' YOU schmucks! I will wipe up the forest floor with yer sorry asses. They'll need a shovel and a bucket to pick up yer pieces when I am done with you.

- Chongo

p.s. If you was real musicians, you'd be playin' jazz.


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