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GUEST,Chongo Chimp BS: Why do Democrats want to Disarm Blacks? (162* d) RE: BS: Why do Democrats want to Disarm Blacks? 02 Aug 13

The real question is, why do Chimps want to disarm Gorillas?

Why? Because gorillas are damn dangerous, that's why! Simple. They should all be disarmed without exemption. They ain't smart enough to use arms responsibly, so just disarm 'em on principle, I say...

And Baboons??? Even WORSE! No Baboon should EVER be permitted to own or handle a gun.

Now Chimps, of course...there ya got responsible and smart gun owners who should be allowed to stockpile all the weapons and ammo they need, just in case. You never know when trouble can come knockin'. That's why I keep the tommy gun loaded and handy.

Orangutans are in a sorta gray area....kinda hard to figure. Some of 'em are really smart, but the smart ones are treacherous, see? Then ya got the others that are as dumb as a post. I'm not sure they should be trusted with automatic weapons, so maybe limit 'em to semi-automatics, long guns, and ordinary handguns, and definitely no more than 500 extra rounds of ammo in storage.

And humans? Ha! Disarm every last one of them suckers. They can't be trusted. History has proven this so many times already that I got no need to belabour the point.

- Chongo

p.s. Another question: Why does the whole world want to disarm the USA?

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