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GUEST,Chongo Chimp BS: Honey Boo-Boo Turns Chongz Down Again (54* d) RE: BS: Honey Boo-Boo Turns Chongz Down Again 17 Jul 13


Finesse ain't Bobertz long suit. Ook! Ook! But he ain't actually pervy in the least. I mighta said he was up there somewhere, but I was just funnin' around, see? He started this thread for one purpose...to give ME a dig in the ribs, see? He likes tryin' to irritate me from time to time, specially when he's havin' a slow day with not much to do. Could be the tractor is broke again. Yeah, that's probably it.

Anyways, he is just pickin' on me to try to get me to pop up like a jack-in-the-box so's we can fight about it for 40 or 50 posts.

Why does he do this? Well, number one, he's a bit of a dumbass. I know this coz I visited him once on one of them presidential campaigns. I figgered he could maybe help snag votes for the APP in his godforsaken neck of the woods down in Hillbillyland. So I had a chance to observe Bobertz' lifestyle for a few days. I noticed he has a tragic lack of finesse! Ook! Ook! ;-D This is why he's darned near killed himself with the tractor, the chainsaw, the can opener, etc.

Number two? He admires me. Yup, he wishes he was a lot more like me and had 4 hands insteada just two. Think how much more finesse ya can have with 4 hands. Most humans experience these feelings of inferiority around Chimps and other primates, so it's not strange that it would affect Bobertz that way.

Anyways, what I am sayin' here is, don't be so hard on the guy. He is basically innocent, just not that bright.

- Chongo

p.s. - "satire takes finesse" No, Jeri...GOOD satire takes finesse. Clever satire takes finesse. Poor or clumsy satire lacks finesse. What Bobertz done on this thread was merely poor and clumsy satire, nothin' more, and that's all there is to it.


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