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GUEST,Jim Knowledge BS: WAR declared by North Korea (87* d) RE: BS: WAR declared by North Korea 03 Apr 13


I `ad that Kim Jong Il (which probably described `is condition) in my cab last year. `e was the Glorious and Eternel Leader, father of the present tubby bloke their generals like to wheel out, Nap-Po-Lee-"UN". `e was writing in this ruddy great book.
I said, "Morning Dong. What you writing in there then? Is it a new austerity grocery list for all your coolies?"
`e said, "Nah Jim. It`s my autobiography for my son."
I said, "Oh yeah. Where you up to then?"
`e said, "I `ve just got to the bit where I invented the mobile phone and where, on my first round of golf, I scored nine holes in one!!"


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