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tar_heel BS: Name Your Dog's Mixed Breed!! (48) RE: BS: Name Your Dog's Mixed Breed!! 22 Nov 00


dont remember what breed it was but i named my dog,sex!!!i remember going down to city hall and telling the clerk...i need a license for sex!he said...yea,me too!!i told him,you dont understand,sex is a dog!he said he didnt care but wanted to know what she looked like.look,i said,i had sex when i was 9 years old...he responded by saying...you must have been some kid!!when i got married,i took sex on my honeymoon and told the motel clerk that i needed a special room for sex....he said i didnt need a special room because he didnt care what we did in the motel room as long as we paid the bill!but sex keeps me awake at night,i told him.he told me he had the same problem!....i entered sex in a contest but he ran away before competition began.a contestant asked me why i looked so blue...told him i was gonna have sex in the contest.he said i should have sold my own tickets!!but i wanted to have sex on tv,i said.he looked at me and explained that with all the tv cable channels now,that its no big deal anymore....when i seperated from my wife,i went to court to get custody of sex..your honor,i had sex before i was married!the judge told me that the court was not a confessional and for me to stick to the case.but your honor when i got married ,sex left me....me too,the judge said!just last week,sex ran off again.i was out at 4 am in the morning looking for my dog...a cop asked me what i was doing out at 4 am in the morning...told him ,i was looking for sex....my case comes up in court,next friday!!!!!




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