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MK american politics is a joke (103* d) RE: american politics is a joke 09 Nov 00

Gore and Bush were in a restaurant ordering brunch. The waitress asks Gore what he would like to order. After looking at the menu, Al says "I would like some Eggs Benedict."

Waitress says "Fine, and what will you have Gov. Bush?"

Perusing the menu, George says "Well, I think I'd like to have a quickie."

Taken aback, the waitress responds "Why Gov. Bush, that's awful, and you're not even President yet!"

Then Gore leans over and whispers into Bush's ear..............

"George, that's pronounced 'quiche' "

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