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HuwG BS: First Joke Thread of 2012 (193* d) RE: BS: First Joke Thread of 2012 13 Jun 12

Manchester Airport Security has just published its statistics for the last twelve months:

Terrorists discovered : 0
Transvestites : 133
Hernias : 1,485
Haemorrhoids : 3,172
Enlarged Prostates : 1,327
Breast Implants : 59,350
Natural Blondes : 3

It was also revealed that the 131 male Members of Parliament who passed through the airport scanners had no balls.

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