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GUEST,paddy Origin: Cosher Bailey (60* d) RE: Origin: Cosher Bailey 10 May 12

Now the version i know (please excuse spelling i was drunk looking for this song) is closest to Guest train guards.but Crusher Bailey is how i know it.
   crusher bailey had a car
   it could do 5 miles an hour
   but it only had one door wasnt he
   a sill billy.
   (the first verse i dont get myself but it gets funnier)
   did you ever see
   did you ever see
   did you ever see
   such a funny thing before

   crusher baileys sister grace
   had an awfully ugly face
   wasnt it a pity she
   only had one (knee cap)


   crusher baileys uncle mathew
   was always climbing statues
   one day he climbed up venus
   fell and broke his (big toe)


   crusher baileys sister lily
   owned a flat in piccadilly
   she ran an instatution
   teaching young (elecution)


any way my spelling has gotten so bad its not even funny now,its just sad.But the song goes on like that for a few more versus. is that what any one is looking for?

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